Why are you doing this?

We firmly believe that more people should think like us. This is our half-ass attempt to make that a reality. Bring on the weird!


How do you know each other?

Some might say we have know each other since the dawn of time when we were simple dust particles floating through the vastness of space, looking for our one chance at life. Others believe we met in 2015 working on a project at work. Who are we to say which one is accurate?


Why should I listen?

Don’t pretend like you have anything better to do. If you made it to this page, you are probably like us and avoid human interaction at all cost. Wearing headphones is a great way to accomplish that so why not listen to us while you are pretending not to listen to the world.